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Friday 25 March 2016

STRATH VS UON: PART TWO


continued from Part one
When you go to any institution, you always have to come out with something that is distinctive and tangible. In some institutions, Ethics is taught as any other topic in most of the courses. The famous Hypocritical Oath is synonymous to the medical profession. Chances are, you were taught about Ethical Practices but rarely encounter scenarios where you will apply such gem learnt because you never took the course seriously. The world is now headed towards or it is in that stage where you will be judged by how principled and ethical you are when it comes to issues regarding integrity.


One distinctive aspect that clearly demarcates a Strath student from a UON student basically has to do with Ethics. Not that I have beef with UON. Reality is, the number of students in Strath who are ethically upright vis-a-vis UON is higher. But that is hypothetical, given that there are no tests I have carried out to verify the same. However, there are incidents that have made me believe that Strath has truly given students an edge when it comes to matters ethics.


For example, you might leave you phone or computer unattended and two days down the line if you forgot about it, chances are, you will still find it having been safely kept. There are scenarios where students have been able to recover their valuables even in our class and that is commendable. The same cannot be said of UON. The numbers in UON make it hard to reliably ensure that most students have truly internalized that they should be of high moral standards. In my first year, my mates lost their laptops under unclear circumstances that were quite baffling. The door was broken and the laptops stolen by people we speculated were pals with insider knowledge on how we did things. And such incidents were prone in the hostels, lecture halls were not isolated either. Methinks they are still rampant. When you want to maintain a certain lifestyle and the probability to sustain it is actually low, you may end up doing that which is a vice.


When it comes to lecturers, Strath is still way below UON. There are some lecturers in  UON have more than twenty years or in some cases, 50 years of experience in the academic industry. When one stays for a long duration in a certain field, she is able to execute some complexities with lots of ease much to the chagrin of a rookie. In such circumstances, you have to struggle a lot if not nimble enough with your studies because the lecturers in UON presume you know. But that does not mean that they are better off. There major problem is that they rarely attend classes as they should. In a semester, there are lecturers who will attend a paltry 3 out of a possible 12 classes. Side hustle or something. But that also means that as a student you are disadvantaged because they will rush when time is up to complete the syllabus. As a result, if you are not sharp, you know what’s up.


The only reason why Strath lecturers may fair better than their UON counterparts is that they usually have to compensate for the hours they have not lectured. Plus they usually have tangible reasons why they never show up. Most however juggle studies with teaching which is not a bad thing considering that the two go hand in hand. That they are less experienced is not in doubt. Many of the mates we were with in UON have confessed of the same. Rarely have I encountered a scenario where a lecturer comes to teach just by sheer recalling the topic having taught it continuously for a considerable period of time.  Most are usually in a rush just like their counterparts in UON. This can be attributed to the public university mentality that they went through as students. However, if you find a lecturer who studied in Strath, the chap is very thorough and lethal. Like we were taught by an upcoming lecturer who had just transitioned from Strath and the dude was quite smart. However, I must say that having been in a similar position before, teaching is different. Not a single day is the same.


When it comes to sports, Leos have an edge over Mean Machine. The situation is grim for my former Alma mater. My current has invested a lot and they are doing well winning many tournaments that they feature. That’s the reason why they continue to shine perpetually as the latter continues to sink but not deep in the abyss. But I have never attended any of the games featuring the two teams. I am also too busy these days so much so that creating time for hobbies is becoming a real hurdle that I am forced not to indulge in.


When it comes to ladies, UON beats Strath hands down with ladies who are beautiful. Could it be because of the strict policies put in place shielding the chics from coming out as pretty in Strath? I doubt. However, even though the number of those who are pretty is not as high, the number of those who are next to those who are pretty is commendable. They rarely have those who have menial features which is quite prevalent in UON. But being a liberal University, any lady in UON can look good with time and they do after sometime. The only downside is that some become lovers of sugar daddies forgetting that that is a pro tem relation. Once you are sell by date, another flame will replace you sooner than you expected. Who knows, chances are ladies are just the same. Maybe some Strath chics are also into such affairs only that they keep the affairs discrete. Not openly where you can find them out.


There is also the issue of goons. There is no doubt that UON has the highest number of them. My pal in campus used to say that if he had the chance, he would ensure that students from a certain tribe or region in Kenya would never be given admission in the institution because they really get influenced to become goons once they develop a liking for mullahs. Or is it something to do with attitude. And goons control everything in UON. But they have a liking for elections. You have to part with some cash to be able to campaign if a candidate. Plus they can even stab you in worse scenarios. They also control other activities that you can never know if you never have a penchant for campus affairs. On the contrary, Strath has no goons. It does not make life any interesting. You sometimes need societal misfits who make life worthy a tale.


One thing I hate about Strath is that it has no student celebs. Those students who are influential and call the shots or are known by almost everyone. The ones who are known to be overly drunk, those who are thought to be licentious, those who peddle illicits and the list is endless. This is a bland institution if you are after adventure. Most guys are chummed and class difference really plays out. You never hear of the guy who has dated almost all the beauties in the institution. Neither do you hear of a guy who did something funny like whore being beaten up by comrades while it is the student who solicited for services he refused to pay for her dues. At the end of the day its the society scoffs at ladies of the night. Right.  Guys drive in Strath but don’t know that that is an aphrodisiac for the average lass. They got deep pockets but they don’t show off like they should. Me wishes these buggers were in UON. Where life is a real hustleGuys who did drive in UON had a bevy of ladies to choose from. But am past that age of catching up for now to reliable get the true picture. I only do so when I meet friends. Past that, I am a societal recluse. As such, I do not have a lot of insider information given that I only go to Strath thrice a week.


One thing I love about the student centre in Strath is that it inculcates responsibility in an individual in as much as it is affordable and quite posh by its standards. You are required to queue for your food which is usually a buffet served by very neat servers even though some may sound harsh at times. You pay after collecting your food as opposed to UON where you had to pay before making an order which you may never get. Plus the variety of meals is adequate while in Strath, you have the choice of fruits if you want a dessert or a cup of coffee which is prepared by a barista if you want luxury (am usually broke that's why I find that a luxury), there is cake, veges, snacks and other meals I am not sure of the names. There is still no Java as in USIU though. Once you finish eating, you are required to return the plates, cutlery and cups to the kitchen. I just love the ambience of Strath’s student center. It's quite cosy though noisy in comparison to that of UON.


I had never noticed that there were fashion cops in Strath until one of my pals told me that those ladies manning some of the entrances were cops to look out for ladies flouting fashion rules. The are no metal detectors also for the sentries in contrary to UON. Just like UON, you have to issue your ID if a student or national ID if an outsider. It’s a measure to reduce on those who take advantage of freebies or criminals. Those who like freebies are also the chaps who contribute to diminishing standards at the end of the day.


Am running short of words, therefore I have to make a conclusion. If I was offered a chance to study in either institutions, I would have gone for my undergraduate studies in Strath. It makes sense. However, the only downside is that it has no numbers and a delectable experience given that most guys act kind of upright. Where people are numerous, you get to see very many awkward characters and even make so many friends if you are not a social wreck. On the contrary, I would prefer doing my postgraduate studies in UON if I will gather the nerves to do it. It is more demanding and makes you more independent. UON is in another level when it comes to studies. That could be the reason why so many lecturers from Strathmore were once students in UON. 


But as an individual you always have a choice. Your success is never tied to an institution. It’s you to make hay while the sun shines. The world is not concerned by your onslaught. If victory comes your way, you will smile widely at the end of the day. Alone.


PS: My boys and I love shenging. And that's probably the reason why those English twanging lasses at Strath usually give us some reason to think they are 'it ladies' who we cannot match. But at the end of the day, who knows the language they speak in their households? Food for thought.


Hasta La Vista, Baby.


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